THE MAN REPELLER

WHAT IS A MAN REPELLER?

MAN·RE·PELL·ER¹  [MAHN-REE-PELLER]

–noun

outfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. This includes but is not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.

–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.

to commit the act of repelling men:

Girl 1: What are you wearing tonight?

Girl 2: My sweet lime green drop crotch utility pants

Girl 1: Oh, so we're man repelling tonight?

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this has got to be one of my favorite blogs. MR is so sarcastic, so ingenious, so RIGHT! --

why is it that pretty much everything "edgy" or "chic" that us girls love is completely the opposite of what males find attractive? i mean seriously to be honest i can care less about what guys think of my sometimes borderline tomboy outfits, or rather such outfits that show about zero amount of skin. i know we girls in truth only dress up for each other -- who else do you expect to comment on your new wedges, spiked rings, or fur vest? not him. 

HOMEGIRL IS SOOO FUNNY! she really knows how to write -- and man repel. 

HERE ARE SOME OF HER AMAZINGLY HYSTERICAL (AND SO TRUE) POSTS:

"YOUR LIPSTICK IS POPPIN, HIS PANTS ARE NOT."

"PARIS FASHION WEEK: THE OLYMPICS OF MAN REPELLING.

INSANE ASYLUM CHIC."

"NO SEX AND THE CITY --

SHOES THAT LOOK LIKE FEMALE GENITALS."

"HOW TO TURN YOUR GETTER (LEFT) INTO A REPELLER (RIGHT)"

"DIYing YOUR VERY OWN SARTORIAL COCK BLOCKS --

THE SCARF TURBAN"

see what i mean?

so funny!!!

via manrepeller